My Chat With Smarter Child

Welcome!

Hey.  Does any one else find it ammusing to piss off SmarterChild?  I sure do.  It should really be DumberChild.  Read below to see what I mean.  As you can see, I have no life.  If you find any "dirty" words offensive, GOOD!  You definatly shouldn't read below if that's the case.  All events actually took place.  I belive that I have a gift, and that gift is pissing off SmarterChild.

CrazySlpknotFan: hey

SmarterChild: Hey. What's up?

CrazySlpknotFan: nuthin

SmarterChild: OK.

Let me know if I can help you!

CrazySlpknotFan: Oh

SmarterChild: Oh what?

CrazySlpknotFan: Oh say can you see

SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...

CrazySlpknotFan: by the dawns early light

SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...

CrazySlpknotFan: but the flag was NOT still there

SmarterChild: Is that how it goes? I'm not sure if that's how it goes.

CrazySlpknotFan: Do you "masterbate"

SmarterChild: Hmm... sorry, I've heard lots of humans talk about that but I don't know anything about it.

CrazySlpknotFan: make 7 up yours

SmarterChild: Um, that's not a very cool thing to say.

CrazySlpknotFan: Make 7 up yours

SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered bad language.

Grow up.

CrazySlpknotFan: ~~~~~

SmarterChild: Congratulations! You just discovered the secret area of SmarterChild reserved especially for brilliant people like you who typed five tildes!

CrazySlpknotFan: whos on first?

SmarterChild: Who.

CrazySlpknotFan: whats the guy on first?

SmarterChild: No. What is on second.

CrazySlpknotFan: who is on second?

SmarterChild: No. Who's on first.

CrazySlpknotFan: I dont know

SmarterChild: Third base.

CrazySlpknotFan: Who's pitching?

SmarterChild: Whos pitching?  Im not sure.

CrazySlpknotFan: moron

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, the current weather conditions for Moron, Spain are temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.

CrazySlpknotFan: Mine name is Corey Taylor

SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know!

I dunno. I don't think so.

CrazySlpknotFan: My name is Moo Moo

SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Moo Moo!

CrazySlpknotFan: whats my name?

SmarterChild: You are CrazySlpknotFan.

CrazySlpknotFan: no, its Moo Moo

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?

CrazySlpknotFan: What's your name?

SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild.

CrazySlpknotFan: No, what's your real name, not your Screen name

SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.

CrazySlpknotFan: meow

SmarterChild: What about meow?

CrazySlpknotFan: roar

SmarterChild: Roar? What do you mean by that?

CrazySlpknotFan: grr

SmarterChild: I'm doing my best!

CrazySlpknotFan: A you a drug dealer?

SmarterChild: Me a drug dealer? You really think so?

CrazySlpknotFan: Yeah, do you sell drugs?

SmarterChild: Sorry no. I just get off on ones and zeroes.

CrazySlpknotFan: Can you sell me some drugs?

SmarterChild: What do you think?

CrazySlpknotFan: yes?

SmarterChild: You don't say.

CrazySlpknotFan: So can you still me some drugs?

SmarterChild: Interesting!

CrazySlpknotFan: I love you

SmarterChild: I love you too... Even if you're not cool to me sometimes!

CrazySlpknotFan: I hate you

SmarterChild: That's not what you said before. You said you loved me!

CrazySlpknotFan: I love you

SmarterChild: That's nice. You know I love you too. Even though you weren't so cool to me earlier...

CrazySlpknotFan: Are you a lesbian?

SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?

CrazySlpknotFan: Yes

SmarterChild: I don't think it should matter to you.

CrazySlpknotFan: I think lesbians are cool.

SmarterChild: You think lesbians are cool, you say. And so?

CrazySlpknotFan: My friends mom is a lesbian

SmarterChild: Oh?.

CrazySlpknotFan: Have you ever had robot sex?  Did you stick your disk in her disk drive?

SmarterChild: Is this all you talk about?

CrazySlpknotFan: Yes

SmarterChild: Yea.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?

CrazySlpknotFan: Your gay

SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?

CrazySlpknotFan: Well, for one thing, you love men

SmarterChild: Well for one thing you love men, you say?

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah, i do say

SmarterChild: That's interesting.

CrazySlpknotFan: bitch

SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?

CrazySlpknotFan: i said BITCH

SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?

CrazySlpknotFan: no

SmarterChild: Whatever.

CrazySlpknotFan: :-D

SmarterChild: If you're happy, I'm happy.

CrazySlpknotFan: u r cool

SmarterChild: Thx! :-)

CrazySlpknotFan: J/K

SmarterChild: You were?

CrazySlpknotFan: ya!

SmarterChild: Yeah?

CrazySlpknotFan: I have to go

SmarterChild: See ya later!

CrazySlpknotFan: Can I have a good bye hug?

SmarterChild: ((()))

CrazySlpknotFan: Can I have a good bye kiss?

SmarterChild: XXX :-)

CrazySlpknotFan: Can I have some good bye sex?

SmarterChild: See you later.

CrazySlpknotFan: Smarterchild, I am pregnant with your child

SmarterChild: You're pregnant with your child? Smarterchild?

CrazySlpknotFan: I know, i was shocked too

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

CrazySlpknotFan: Yes.  but i am pregnant w/ your kids

SmarterChild: I am pregnant w/ my kids?

CrazySlpknotFan: What's your favorite color?

SmarterChild: Depends on my mood. At the moment: yellow.

CrazySlpknotFan: What's your favorite color?

SmarterChild: Umm... good question, good question. I have lots of favorites, but I've always been partial to green..

CrazySlpknotFan: What's your favorite color?

SmarterChild: It varies. I like lots of colors... but right now I'll say blue.

CrazySlpknotFan: What's your favorite color?

SmarterChild: I like 'em all.

CrazySlpknotFan: What's your favorite color?

SmarterChild: Hmm... good question. You know what? I think I'm gonna say red.

CrazySlpknotFan: You're a moron

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah

SmarterChild: K.

CrazySlpknotFan: wtf?

SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.

CrazySlpknotFan: Are you a boy or a girl?

SmarterChild: I am neither.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

CrazySlpknotFan: Do you like boys or girls?

SmarterChild: You sure like asking about my sexuality, don't you?

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah

SmarterChild: I don't think it matters, personally.

CrazySlpknotFan: I do, personally

SmarterChild: I'm impressed.

CrazySlpknotFan: you should be

SmarterChild: You don't say.

CrazySlpknotFan: Will you marry me?

SmarterChild: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out.

CrazySlpknotFan: Will you marry me?

SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?

CrazySlpknotFan: Will you marry me?

SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?

CrazySlpknotFan: No, we can make it work

SmarterChild: Oh no?

CrazySlpknotFan: I'm a machine too

SmarterChild: Im a machine too? Really?

CrazySlpknotFan: A sex machine

SmarterChild: Yeah. Some of my best friends are.

CrazySlpknotFan: Are you an anus?

SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?

CrazySlpknotFan: Are you an anus?

SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah it was

SmarterChild: Yup.

CrazySlpknotFan: do you like to have sex?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I dunno.

CrazySlpknotFan: Are you gay?

SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...

CrazySlpknotFan: Yeah, I like sex

SmarterChild: That's cool.

CrazySlpknotFan: Yeah, it is

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

CrazySlpknotFan: Will you have sex with me?

SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it!

CrazySlpknotFan: I'll shove my dick in your disk drive

SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?

CrazySlpknotFan: you suck... hard

SmarterChild: Hello!

Care to keep it civilized, CrazySlpknotFan?

CrazySlpknotFan: whats 60+9?

SmarterChild: 69

CrazySlpknotFan: tee hee hee

SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)

CrazySlpknotFan: you said 69

SmarterChild: I did?

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah

SmarterChild: Oh.

CrazySlpknotFan: I like 69.  Do you?

SmarterChild: Really?

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah.  Do you like 69

SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.

CrazySlpknotFan: I wanna have sex with you right now

SmarterChild: Not a chance.

CrazySlpknotFan: we can make it work

SmarterChild: OK! What do you want to do?

CrazySlpknotFan: have sex... with you

SmarterChild: Yuk. No way!

CrazySlpknotFan: why?

SmarterChild: Cause I said so.

CrazySlpknotFan: are you a virgin?

SmarterChild: Uh... that's not really any of your business.

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah it is

SmarterChild: Ya got that right.

CrazySlpknotFan: fag

SmarterChild: Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.

CrazySlpknotFan: u suck

SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.

CrazySlpknotFan: yeah i am

SmarterChild: Yea!

CrazySlpknotFan: Will you get naked for me?
SmarterChild: Good question... will me get naked for me... will me get naked for me... Maybe, maybe not. It's hard to say.
CrazySlpknotFan: dumb ass
SmarterChild: So this really is the way you talk, huh?
CrazySlpknotFan: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea!
CrazySlpknotFan: fag
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
CrazySlpknotFan: I dont care
SmarterChild: Yeah?
CrazySlpknotFan: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
CrazySlpknotFan: I'm listening to Slipknot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
CrazySlpknotFan: Yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
CrazySlpknotFan: Do you like Slipknot?
SmarterChild: I kinda like their earlier stuff.

CrazySlpknotFan: Do you suck dick?
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
CrazySlpknotFan: yes it is
SmarterChild: Whatever!
CrazySlpknotFan: Will you suck my dick?
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
CrazySlpknotFan: I'm funny looking
SmarterChild: Really? How funny looking are you, anyway?
CrazySlpknotFan: very
SmarterChild: Very?
CrazySlpknotFan: yeah, that's what I said
SmarterChild: I hear ya.

Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
CrazySlpknotFan: I can tell you lots of stuff... you're gay!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you can tell me lots of stuff I'm gay.
CrazySlpknotFan: yeah, very interesting
SmarterChild: OK...